A Hypermodernist Critique of Gossip Girl, Part 5

1.17 “Woman on the Verge” (tv.com) Serena slips back into her old habits because she is ashamed of her secret. She eventually reveals it and her friends Blair, Nate and Chuck have to put their differences aside, in order to help her. Unfortunately, Serena is too ashamed to share the truth with Dan, therefore he assumes the worse about his girlfriend.  Meanwhile, Rufus is excited when his band is invited to perform at a Rolling Stone-sponsored concert, but Lily is the last person on earth he expects to see at the performance, especially since her wedding rehearsal dinner is the same night.

11:06 PM all right, the show is trying to thread the needle, let’s see if they can pull this off
georgina’s weapon is technology and communication
11:07 PM only in a rapid-fire society could georgina do lasting damage to serena
11:08 PM dan is talking about how his dad’s art will be repackaged as a commodity
perhaps with kitsch value
and now rufus is telling his son to create a false image of himself in order to soothe tensions with serena
11:09 PM and perhaps we’re seeing the real nate with vanessa here
11:10 PM the wedding is being built up, most likely to be the lynchpin of the finale
rolling stone connects both lily’s world and rufus’s world
again, the clash of art and political economy
11:11 PM I remember Rolling Stone publishing a devastating attack on John McCain, which by itself is not that out there
But they also have Matt Taibbi investigating the heart of the American financial system, it’s crazy seeing that beside reviews of T-Paine
11:14 PM Oh man, Serena’s gone to ground, she’s spiraling really hard
The equivalent of the Weimar Republic, perhaps?
11:15 PM Georgina being the UK and France’s punitive Versailles policies forcing Germany back to the dark side
11:17 PM Oh man, Rolling Stone’s aggressive interview style will get the best of Lily
11:18 PM Bringing Lily’s creative identity back to the forefront
Perhaps reminding her of what she’s giving up when marrying Bart
Subsuming into a patriarchal structure
11:19 PM Okay, I’m going to have to refine this allegory on the fly
11:20 PM Serena pre-Pilot: Germany under the Kaiser
11:21 PM Georgina: The ruling elite at the time of Versailles, selfishly extracting almost a sadistic level of punishment from a beaten-down power
Serena spiraling: Nazi Germany?
Gonna have to let this play out, but perhaps Blair, Nate, and Chuck are the United States during WWII
11:22 PM Nate represents the political leadership under FDR and Truman, trying to put back together a broken landscape
Blair the power of the American economy and revitalization of the Marshall plan
Chuck, as we’ve mentioned before, glosses right into the role of covert organizations such as the OSS/CIA, seeming to help but perhaps with ulterior motives
11:23 PM Not sure what role dan plays at this point
11:24 PM Dan is mistrustful, feeling betrayed by Serena
Dan: Soviet Russia?
Serena sleeping with guys — Operation Barbarossa
11:26 PM The maid as a conduit of information, upstairs downstairs again
11:27 PM Serena pushing Dan away
11:28 PM Chuck Bass only needs to say three words, and Ed Westwick sells the hell out of them
The truth is supposed to set you free but in a society based on image and instant communication the truth can be more devastating than any prison
11:30 PM It’s funny how the brutal secret from the pilot, Serena sleeping with Nate, is little more than a sideshow at this point
Talk about killing dwarfing everything else
11:34 PM Okay, I suppose Serena killed via inaction
Although she made the call, and it wasn’t her cocaine
11:36 PM That was probably one of the more elegant explanations you can have for Serena’s guilt, though
It’s ambiguous enough to make her self-doubt justified
Yet not “evil” enough to damn her as a character completely
11:37 PM And at the very least it doesn’t rely on people being stupid, unlike the unfortunate similar incident in Friday Night Lights
11:38 PM “How can you look at yourself? What have you become?”
Serena = Germany, I think that part of the allegory is pretty locked down
11:39 PM Is that Lisa Loeb, oh man
11:40 PM Lily = the UN?
11:41 PM Blair admits that she’s done all she can
similar to how the economic aid of the Marshall plan was only part of the solution
reform and revitalization must be a multilateral effort
11:43 PM “With friends like these, who needs armies?” Gossip Girl probably has the same allegory in mind
11:44 PM Serena being forced to confront her dark past = Judgment at Nuremberg?
11:45 PM Okay, more likely we can describe Georgina as the Nazi apparatus, hijacking the hapless and weakened German state
11:48 PM Georgina is still scamming and scheming, trying to keep Dan in her web of lies
I don’t understand how this is going to hold up when Nate reveals the real info
11:49 PM Oh man, we finally get to hear Rufus’s music
It’s been built up for an entire season
11:50 PM One of the pitfalls of having music in a story is that determination of quality is highly subjective
and if you sell someone as being a great musician, then it’s bad form if they don’t meet expectations
11:51 PM It’s actually really great that they positioned Rufus as a one-hit wonder, good but not good enough to be a superstar
Although they don’t sound too much like the post-punk math rock dan made fun of
11:53 PM And Rufus and Lily keep the romantic tension alive
Surprisingly, I still do care about that
11:54 PM Oh man, Georgina’s going to seduce Dan, crazy
11:55 PM Okay, so after this episode I feel fairly confident about the skeleton of the allegory
11:56 PM Serena is definitely Germany, confused and torn between its dark past and the hope for a better future
Georgina is the Nazi Party, scheming, manipulative, supervillainous
Nate Blair and Chuck represent the different facets of American interventionism
11:57 PM Lily the UN, trying to reform Germany and return it to normalcy on the world stage
Dan is still the only question mark
Perhaps in the next episode we’ll see what role he really plays
1.18 “Much ‘I Do’ About Nothing” (tv.com) Blair takes matters into her own hands to help Serena with the manipulative and evil Georgina Sparks. Lily, while keeping Rufus in her mind, prepares for her wedding with Bart Bass that is designed to be the Upper East Side’s social event of the year.  Serena finally tells Dan the whole truth about her past and they try to work things but it might be too late?
12:00 AM Lincoln Hawk opening for the Breeders, that is a pretty good fit
12:02 AM It does seem that they are handwaving Nate’s dad’s issues away, we haven’t seen too much of this storyline
12:03 AM Except he’s hiding a secret
OH MAN
The love triangle
is literally visualized, that was a nice shot
12:07 AM I mentioned before that when someone is cornered and under pressure they tend to reveal their true nature
This scene seems to position Serena as a genuinely good person
It’s actually a deft bit of writing, not getting bogged down in details but refusing to gloss over the real emotional issues
12:09 AM I think the interesting thing about Bart Bass is that he’s not being positioned as a malevolent or even petty capitalist, unlike Caleb Nichol in the OC
Even though his little speech was pretty hamfisted, he does serve as a decent adversary in the Lily-Rufus-Bart love triangle
Dan doesn’t do plots, he’s getting sucked into the social intrigues of the upper class
12:11 AM “One last battle and the war is won”, the allegory matches up pretty well
12:12 AM Oh man, and Georgina gets her comeuppance?
12:13 AM Boot camp! Reform school!
That’s especially cruel considering that American boot camps for “troubled teens” are perhaps some of the worst places imaginable
They’re symptomatic of how American society treats children as property
Some of the things that go on in there make guantanamo seem like day care
12:14 AM And I am not kidding, the kinds of brutality and torture inflicted upon kids in these places boggles the mind
Rufus says “an historic”, that’s pretty slick
12:15 AM And we see once again that Lily denies her heart based on the demands of others
first her mother
then her daughterOh man, Jenny’s back at the sewing machine
12:16 AM We didn’t see her at all last episode but hopefully her downfall will lead her to be a more sympathetic character
Blair and Chuck’s split – trying to deny the complicity between American economic interests and its intelligence apparatus?
12:17 AM “You think this will be us in 20 years?” Talking about children repeating the sins and failures of their parents
Another element of the coming-of-age story
12:18 AM Once again, Chuck initiates an intelligence operation, this time against Nate’s dad
Oh man Rufus
12:19 AM Of course a wedding story needs complications otherwise there would be no dramatic reason to tell it
Weddings as a symbol of social acceptance
12:20 AM Lily fears being alone and isolated in her society
“You can never have too much money”, the capitalist credo in its purest form
12:21 AM “I didn’t sleep with her, but I may as well have”
Although one can insinuate some dirty things from that statement
12:22 AM The more poignant explanation is that Dan cheated on Serena emotionally
If we’re going to discuss double standards there does seem to be another one when it comes to infidelity
12:23 AM In that the general stereotype is that women fear men cheating on them emotionally, by loving another woman
while men fear women cheating on them sexually
One can try to conceive of an explanation for this
12:24 AM I’m not confident enough to come down either way on the issue or even if the stereotype is truly valid
“totally f things up”, what is Gossip Girl about
12:26 AM Oh man, Nate’s dad trying to leave the country
Once again the upper class’s solotuion to their problems is to escape
12:27 AM thinking that they can evade the clutches oth OPGDSN
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THAT’S PUNCH NUMBER 4 PEOPLE
RETRIBUTION
WHEN ARISTOTLE WROTE ABOUT CATHARSIS
HE WAS WRITING ABOUT THIS
12:29 AM Now that the evil Georgina is defeated, Blair returns to her scheming, petty ways
George Ding mentioned about how the show always has to locate villainy somewhere
and now that Nate and Chuck have achieved rapprochement through the POWER OF THE PUNCH
what will happen
12:31 AM Oh man, Dan, what are you doing
12:33 AM Oh man, Chuck’s speech, already he starts with objectifying Lily
as a target to be wanted and acquired
12:34 AM Is this Death Cab for Cutie? Company Calls would be an appropriate song for now
12:35 AM Oh man, such dramatic irony right now
close physical proxmity contrasted with emotional distance
12:36 AM Photographs recording a seemingly happy moment that’s filled with dark undercurrents
One Week Later = the equivalent of BSG?
12:37 AM And Jenny returns to the fold, taking up the noble mantle of the creative class
But she’s once again connected to capital! Waldorf Designs
It’s pretty elegant narratively, there’s going to be tension there
12:39 AM Ha, hanging a lampshade on the different worlds/fish out of water trope
12:40 AM Oh man, Serena and Nate
the love triangles must continue
They are the narrative equivalent of the corporation
The must be satisfied
12:41 AM Random marketing dude, what the hell
12:42 AM Yes Chuck, embrace the dark side
Reject the responsibility preached by your father
Sleep with the random chick you just saw

Conceptually, season finales are difficult beasts to write, posing problems that seem unique to the television medium but in fact recall the earliest of storytelling traditions. You have to give some sense of closure to make the long journey seem worth the while (and also just in case you get canceled), but at the same time you have to give some incentive to tune in after the hiatus, and to plant the seeds of storylines so they don’t come as a surprise right off the bat.

Another issue that finales have to face is that if they are to truly be climactic, they often have complicated setups; these setups get pushed into the episode before, and so usually the penultimate episode of each season is a transparent exercise in getting all the pieces in the right place. Lost is a prime example of this: watch any pre-finale episode and it’s about shuffling characters into the right places and mindsets to do what they have to do in the finale. These episodes are especially difficult to write without leaving fingerprints all over them.

So how does Gossip Girl handle it? Rather admirably, in fact, especially since the show had to deal with the strike-induced break that caused so many other shows to crash and burn. I sense a lot of hatred for the Georgina Sparks arc, but the show had to address fundamental character questions about Serena, and this way was as good as any and better than most. (Again, far better shows have tried and failed to do what Gossip Girl did.)  The very end with the relationship musical chairs feels very much like transparent character shuffling, but I understand that it’s a narrative conceit of what is very much a soapy show.

And as a season, it doesn’t wrap up as neatly and poignantly as The O.C. did, but hopefully it won’t need to, in that the second and third seasons of Gossip Girl will maintain the quality and sharpness of narrative that eluded that other show.  (One of the difficulties of writing catch-up analysis is that everyone else has an opinion that you have yet to form. When discussing with George Ding, I mentioned that I hoped Schwartz and Co. wouldn’t fall back on crutches they used on The O.C., like “Hey Dan, I’m your half-brother from when Rufus slept with a groupie! Here I am to make your life miserable!” George’s first reply was “Umm…..”)

But in the end, I have to give this series more credit than I did eighteen episodes ago; if for nothing else, it’s (in the words of another television character) tricking kids into thinking they’re not learning so they do. It’s Theory of the Leisure Class for teens who are allergic to books; it’s a bildungsroman for people who don’t even know what language that word is from. If The O.C. was A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Gossip Girl is Ulysses.

12:52 AM me: okay, I’m going to say dan represents Western Europe (besides Germany) in the allegory
tensions created by different spheres of influence
Yet even with all the differences the similarities make their relationships interesting and full of intrigue
betrayal, darkness, soul-searching
12:53 AM And reunion will have to be postponed until everyone involved can learn from their mistakes and grow as people
Basically Gossip Girl is an allegory for the creation of the European Union
And that dude Georgina and Serena killed? He’s…
12:54 AM Well, you know what he’s supposed to be
xoxo
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